So You Want To Work For Obama

You have always wanted to work for a president huh, well just fill out a little application, answer a few questions (63 to be exact) and you are all set.  Some of the questions are listed bellow;

• What did you write in your personal diary last night, before you stuck it under your pillow
  
• Every resume that you have ever written in the last 10 years
• Every email, text, IM that you have ever sent that might be a conflict of interest. ( I guess those chain emails I have received and forwarded would disqualify me, damn it!!!!)
• Please list any and all affiliates you have associated with and the nature of the relationship, including religious, charity, employment, private club, or any tax expempt organization from the last 10 years. (Hmm, if I was friends with Ayers, Rezko, Khalidi, Odinga, would that disqualify me)
• Have you ever received monies or are you or your spouse affiliated with Fannie Mae, Freddie Mac, Washington Mutual, or any other company receiving bailout money. (If I received $120,000 from Fannie Mae, does that count?)
• Do you own a gun? 

Well I guess I will have to pass on this golden opportunity to work for The One, OH DAMN!!!!!!

The Audacity of Hypocrisy in this application is comical. The man that lied and covered up his past so nicely, with the aid of the Main Stream Media, now wants to know every detail of your public and personal life before he will even consider you for employment, give me a fricken break. Obama wouldn't even be able to work for his own administration if he had to fill out that application,  NOW THAT'S FUNNY!!!!

Here is a link to the full questionnaire for your enjoyment: Obama Application